Thursday, July 1, 2010

The 'What A Maroon' Award

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for ... This week's "What A Maroon" award goes to...


Our illustrious Veep, accompanied by a gaggle of reporters, went into a frozen custard store, mistakenly calling it an ice cream shop, went behind the counter and started serving the minions. He then took a frozen custard for himself and offered to pay. The store's manager refused payment, telling Biden that if he'd lower taxes, he'd call it even. Ever courteous, the vice president told the manager to stop being a smarta**.

Biden deserves this award in so many ways. He didn't know the difference between ice cream and frozen custard and had to be told where he was. Biden, an elected official, insulted a taxpaying voter. He not only insulted the man, he did it in the presence of reporters and recording devices.

What a Maroon!

In honor of the great American philosopher Bugs Bunny, who first coined the phrase, I will present the "What a Maroon" award each week to the politician or celebrity who makes the most sand-poundingly stupid statement of the week.

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