Thursday, October 8, 2009

We don’t need no stinkin’ hate crime legislation!

Notice to gay bashers:

It’s best to make sure that your intended victims are not actually two extreme cage fighters out for a night on the town, as these two Brits discovered to their chagrin.

According to the U.K.’s Daily Mail:

Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.

Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels.

Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube - then seen swinging a punch, a court heard.

But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend's help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.

The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee.

Gardener and Fender were left dazed and seen staggering to their feet after their failed attack.

1 comment:

Alan said...

This is waaay off topic, but is there any place where dissident Lizardoids are gathering? I am deeply dismayed at the seething viciousness in the LGF comments as of late. I noticed you got some demerits in a Limbaugh post, so I thought I'd ask you.