Monday, December 29, 2008
Media Hypocrisy: Caroline Kennedy vs. Sarah Palin
Anyone who still denies a liberal bias in mainstream media is either delusional or simply dishonest. An article by Victor Davis Hanson compares the media's coverage of Sarah Palin and Caroline Kennedy.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
A Compendium of Liberal Gun Control Beliefs
That one should consult an automotive engineer for safer seatbelts, a civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for spinal paralysis, a computer programmer for Y2K problems and Sarah Brady for firearms expertise.
That the best thing our kids can do to bullies and drug dealers is "just say no," and fight back, and the best thing we can do to bullies and drug dealers is to give them $50 and wait for them to go away.
That it's outrageous that the Milwaukee police took 45 minutes to respond to reports of Jeffrey Dahmer's last victim running around naked in the cold, then returned him to his attacker without checking ID, but the best thing a citizen can do in an emergency is dial 911.
That the "right of the people peaceably to assemble," the "right of the people to be secure in their homes," "the enumeration herein of certain rights shall not be construed to disparage others retained by the people," "The powers not delegated herein are reserved to the states respectively, and to the people," refer to individuals, but "the right of the people to keep and bear arms" refers to the states.
That the Second Amendment, ratified in 1791, allows the states to have a National Guard, created by act of Congress in 1916.
That the National Guard, paid by the federal government, occupying property leased to the federal government, using weapons owned by the federal government, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a state agency.
That private citizens can't have handguns, because they serve no militia purpose, even though the military has hundreds of thousands of them, and private citizens can't have assault rifles, because they are military weapons.
That it is reasonable for California to have a minimum two-year sentence for possessing but not using an assault rifle, and reasonable for California to have a six-month minimum sentence for raping a female police officer.
That it is reasonable to jail people for carrying but not using guns, but outrageous to jail people for possessing marijuana.
That minimum sentences violate civil rights, unless it's for possessing a gun.
That door-to-door searches for drugs are a gross violation of civil rights and a sign of fascism, but door-to-door searches for guns are a reasonable solution to the "gun problem."
That the First Amendment absolutely allows child pornography and threats to kill cops, but doesn't apply to manuals on gun repair.
That a woman in a microskirt, perfume and a Wonderbra, without underwear, is a helpless victim, but someone getting paid $6 an hour to deliver the cash from a fast food place to the bank at the same time every night is, "asking for it." And you won't allow either of them to carry a gun.
That Illinois law that allows almost any government official from governor to dogcatcher to carry a gun is reasonable, but the law that prohibits any private citizen, even one with 50 death threats on file and a million-dollar jewelry business from carrying a gun, is reasonable and isn't a sign of statism.
That the 80 religious kooks in Waco were a threat to American security, but snipers killing them as they left the building, machinegunning children, hiding the video evidence, torching the building on purpose, and having no case to present in federal court is good law enforcement.
That free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters, computers, and typewriters, but self defense only justifies bare hands.
That with the above, a 90-pound woman attacked by a 300-pound rapist and his 300-pound buddy, has the "right" to kill them in self defense, provided she uses her bare hands.
That gun safety courses in school only encourage kids to commit violence, but sex education in school doesn't encourage kids to have sex.
That the ready availability of guns today, with only a few government forms, waiti ng periods, checks, infringements, ID, and fingerprinting, is responsible for all the school shootings, compared to the lack of school shootings in the 1950s and 1960s, which was caused by the awkward availability of guns at any hardware store, gas station, or by mail order.
That we must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time, and anyone who owns a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.
That there is too much explicit violence featuring guns on TV, and that cities can sue gun manufacturers because people aren't aware of the dangers involved with guns.
That the gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is propaganda, but the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign is responsible social activity.
That the crime rate in America is decreasing because of gun control, and the increase in crime requires more gun control.
That 100 years after its founding, the NRA got into the politics of guns from purely selfish motives, but 100 years after the Emancipation Proclamation, the black civil rights movement was founded from purely noble motives.
That statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control, but statistics that show increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics."
That we don't need guns against an oppressive government, because the Constitution has internal safeguards, but we should ban and seize all guns, therefore violating the Second, Fourth, Fifth and Ninth
Amendments of that Constitution, thereby becoming an oppressive government.
That guns are an ineffective means of self defense for rational adults, but in the hands of an ignorant criminal become a threat to the fabric of society.
That guns are so complex to use that special training is necessary to use them properly, but so simple to use that they make murder easy.
That the best thing our kids can do to bullies and drug dealers is "just say no," and fight back, and the best thing we can do to bullies and drug dealers is to give them $50 and wait for them to go away.
That it's outrageous that the Milwaukee police took 45 minutes to respond to reports of Jeffrey Dahmer's last victim running around naked in the cold, then returned him to his attacker without checking ID, but the best thing a citizen can do in an emergency is dial 911.
That the "right of the people peaceably to assemble," the "right of the people to be secure in their homes," "the enumeration herein of certain rights shall not be construed to disparage others retained by the people," "The powers not delegated herein are reserved to the states respectively, and to the people," refer to individuals, but "the right of the people to keep and bear arms" refers to the states.
That the Second Amendment, ratified in 1791, allows the states to have a National Guard, created by act of Congress in 1916.
That the National Guard, paid by the federal government, occupying property leased to the federal government, using weapons owned by the federal government, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a state agency.
That private citizens can't have handguns, because they serve no militia purpose, even though the military has hundreds of thousands of them, and private citizens can't have assault rifles, because they are military weapons.
That it is reasonable for California to have a minimum two-year sentence for possessing but not using an assault rifle, and reasonable for California to have a six-month minimum sentence for raping a female police officer.
That it is reasonable to jail people for carrying but not using guns, but outrageous to jail people for possessing marijuana.
That minimum sentences violate civil rights, unless it's for possessing a gun.
That door-to-door searches for drugs are a gross violation of civil rights and a sign of fascism, but door-to-door searches for guns are a reasonable solution to the "gun problem."
That the First Amendment absolutely allows child pornography and threats to kill cops, but doesn't apply to manuals on gun repair.
That a woman in a microskirt, perfume and a Wonderbra, without underwear, is a helpless victim, but someone getting paid $6 an hour to deliver the cash from a fast food place to the bank at the same time every night is, "asking for it." And you won't allow either of them to carry a gun.
That Illinois law that allows almost any government official from governor to dogcatcher to carry a gun is reasonable, but the law that prohibits any private citizen, even one with 50 death threats on file and a million-dollar jewelry business from carrying a gun, is reasonable and isn't a sign of statism.
That the 80 religious kooks in Waco were a threat to American security, but snipers killing them as they left the building, machinegunning children, hiding the video evidence, torching the building on purpose, and having no case to present in federal court is good law enforcement.
That free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters, computers, and typewriters, but self defense only justifies bare hands.
That with the above, a 90-pound woman attacked by a 300-pound rapist and his 300-pound buddy, has the "right" to kill them in self defense, provided she uses her bare hands.
That gun safety courses in school only encourage kids to commit violence, but sex education in school doesn't encourage kids to have sex.
That the ready availability of guns today, with only a few government forms, waiti ng periods, checks, infringements, ID, and fingerprinting, is responsible for all the school shootings, compared to the lack of school shootings in the 1950s and 1960s, which was caused by the awkward availability of guns at any hardware store, gas station, or by mail order.
That we must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time, and anyone who owns a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.
That there is too much explicit violence featuring guns on TV, and that cities can sue gun manufacturers because people aren't aware of the dangers involved with guns.
That the gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is propaganda, but the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign is responsible social activity.
That the crime rate in America is decreasing because of gun control, and the increase in crime requires more gun control.
That 100 years after its founding, the NRA got into the politics of guns from purely selfish motives, but 100 years after the Emancipation Proclamation, the black civil rights movement was founded from purely noble motives.
That statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control, but statistics that show increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics."
That we don't need guns against an oppressive government, because the Constitution has internal safeguards, but we should ban and seize all guns, therefore violating the Second, Fourth, Fifth and Ninth
Amendments of that Constitution, thereby becoming an oppressive government.
That guns are an ineffective means of self defense for rational adults, but in the hands of an ignorant criminal become a threat to the fabric of society.
That guns are so complex to use that special training is necessary to use them properly, but so simple to use that they make murder easy.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Why Do Celebrities Say Such Stupid Things?
Actress Kate Winslet is the latest celebrity to utter something incredibly stupid. In an interview concerning her latest movie, “Revolutionary Road,” she was asked if she had any trepidations about a scene involving statutory rape in which her character, a 36-year-old woman, has sex with a 15-year-old boy.
The winsome actress angrily retorted, “I’m so sorry, ‘statutory rape’? I’ve got to tell you, I’m so offended by that. No, I really am. I genuinely am. To me, that is absolutely not this story at all. That boy knows exactly what he's doing.”
Ignoring the fact that a child cannot give consent, I wonder if she feels the same way about a 36-year-old man who seduces a 15-year-old girl?
Another recent member of the “Celebrities Saying Stupid Things” club is “The View” hostess and actress Whoopi Goldberg. The comedienne, famous for both her comedic acting ability and foul mouth, asked Republican presidential candidate John McCain, “Do I have to be worried about becoming a slave again?”
Putting aside the fact that Goldberg was never a slave to begin with, she was apparently innocent of knowledge concerning the 13th Amendment, which outlawed slavery, or the Civil War with 600,000 fatalities. She was also unaware that Sen. McCain spent spent six years in an Asian hellhole to help ensure that she would never be a slave. Goldberg neglected to thank the senator for his efforts on her behalf.
No list of “Celebrities Saying Stupid Things” would be complete without mention of the redoubtable Rosie O’Donnell. O’Donnell, whose peculiar habit of hanging upside down for her health gives new meaning to the term “Moonbat,” joined the ranks of tinfoil hat 9/11 conspiracy theorists by claiming the World Trade Center buildings had to have been an inside job.
“I do believe that it’s the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel,” she said, much to the surprise of blacksmiths and steelworkers everywhere who have been melting steel in fire for centuries. She was also unaware that steel starts to lose its structural strength at only 400 degrees. I can only surmise that she studied metallurgy at an obedience school since her knowledge of the field is on the same level as my dog’s.
These are just a few of the more recent outrageously stupid statements by celebrities.
There will be more.
The winsome actress angrily retorted, “I’m so sorry, ‘statutory rape’? I’ve got to tell you, I’m so offended by that. No, I really am. I genuinely am. To me, that is absolutely not this story at all. That boy knows exactly what he's doing.”
Ignoring the fact that a child cannot give consent, I wonder if she feels the same way about a 36-year-old man who seduces a 15-year-old girl?
Another recent member of the “Celebrities Saying Stupid Things” club is “The View” hostess and actress Whoopi Goldberg. The comedienne, famous for both her comedic acting ability and foul mouth, asked Republican presidential candidate John McCain, “Do I have to be worried about becoming a slave again?”
Putting aside the fact that Goldberg was never a slave to begin with, she was apparently innocent of knowledge concerning the 13th Amendment, which outlawed slavery, or the Civil War with 600,000 fatalities. She was also unaware that Sen. McCain spent spent six years in an Asian hellhole to help ensure that she would never be a slave. Goldberg neglected to thank the senator for his efforts on her behalf.
No list of “Celebrities Saying Stupid Things” would be complete without mention of the redoubtable Rosie O’Donnell. O’Donnell, whose peculiar habit of hanging upside down for her health gives new meaning to the term “Moonbat,” joined the ranks of tinfoil hat 9/11 conspiracy theorists by claiming the World Trade Center buildings had to have been an inside job.
“I do believe that it’s the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel,” she said, much to the surprise of blacksmiths and steelworkers everywhere who have been melting steel in fire for centuries. She was also unaware that steel starts to lose its structural strength at only 400 degrees. I can only surmise that she studied metallurgy at an obedience school since her knowledge of the field is on the same level as my dog’s.
These are just a few of the more recent outrageously stupid statements by celebrities.
There will be more.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
‘None of your business!’ — Princess Caroline
Caroline Kennedy wants to have control over Americans’ lives, but seems a bit reluctant to have those same Americans look too closely at her.
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